Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened.

Hell, there are no rules here– we’re trying to accomplish something.

Times have not become more violent. They have just become more televised.

I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting thought for those people who can’t remember where they leave things. – Unknown