I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting thought for those people who can’t remember where they leave things. – Unknown
At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies.